|50th Birthday Quotes
Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but it's up
to you to merit the face you have at fifty.
Looking fifty is great--if you're sixty.
The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at
twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.
Everyone over 50 should be issued every week with a wet fish
in a plastic bag by the Post Office so that, whenever you
see someone young and happy, you can hit them as hard as you
can across the face.
Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
Jean Paul Richter
Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve
Pope John XXIII
All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too
And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count.
It's the life in your years.
A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey
around the sun. Enjoy the trip.
The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there
is in life to celebrate.
Believing hear, what you deserve to hear:
Your birthday as my own to me is dear...
But yours gives most; for mine did only lend
Me to the world; yours gave to me a friend.
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people
who have the most live the longest.
Every ten years a man should give himself a good kick in the
First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget
to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday
but never remembers her age.
A well adjusted woman is one who not only knows what she wants
for her birthday, but even knows what she's going to exchange
Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens
on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested
in you at birth is present once again.
Menachem Mendel Schneerson
No wise man ever wished to be younger.
Old age: A great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions
have relaxed their hold, you may have escaped, not from one
master but from many.
Live as if your were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were
to live forever.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Here's a birthday spanking,
Sent you on a card,
One, Two, Three,
Put them right on hard,
Four, Five, Six
One to live on, one to grow on,
One to make you fat
I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.
Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and
choosing the one thatll get you home earlier.
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar
haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what
It takes a long time to grow young.
Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third
May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be
Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and
choosing the one that'll get you home earlier.
Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that
in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
Age is something that doesnt matter, unless you are
Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives.
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than
One to-day is worth two to-morrows.
The really frightening thing about middle age is that you
know you'll grow out of it.
The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.
Pope Paul VI
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly,
and lie about your age.
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping
it from creeping down into your body.
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful,
reverent that is to triumph over old age.
Thomas B. Aldrich
To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and
one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living.
Henri Frederic Amiel
We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for
our birthday is not to be reminded of it.
Whatever with the past has gone, The best is always yet to
When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife
has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it
had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and
soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that
never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we
all have to do it.
Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just
shows up all by itself.
Just remember, once youre over the hill you begin to
pick up speed.
Birthdays are natures way of telling us to eat more
We are always the same age inside.
The heyday of woman's life is the shady side of fifty.
Elizabeth Cady Stanton
Make hay while the sun shines.
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