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Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but it's up
to you to merit the face you have at fifty.
Coco Chanel
Looking fifty is great--if you're sixty.
Joan Rivers
The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at
twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.
Muhammad Ali
Everyone over 50 should be issued every week with a wet fish
in a plastic bag by the Post Office so that, whenever you
see someone young and happy, you can hit them as hard as you
can across the face.
Richard Griffiths
Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
Jean Paul Richter
Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve
with age.
Pope John XXIII
All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too
much.
George Harrison
And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count.
It's the life in your years.
Abraham Lincoln
A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey
around the sun. Enjoy the trip.
Author Unknown
The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there
is in life to celebrate.
Oprah Winfrey
Believing hear, what you deserve to hear:
Your birthday as my own to me is dear...
But yours gives most; for mine did only lend
Me to the world; yours gave to me a friend.
Martial
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people
who have the most live the longest.
Larry Lorenzoni
Every ten years a man should give himself a good kick in the
pants.
Edward Steichen
First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget
to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.
Branch Rickey
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday
but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost
A well adjusted woman is one who not only knows what she wants
for her birthday, but even knows what she's going to exchange
it for.
Author Unknown
Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens
on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested
in you at birth is present once again.
Menachem Mendel Schneerson
No wise man ever wished to be younger.
Jonathan Swift
Old age: A great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions
have relaxed their hold, you may have escaped, not from one
master but from many.
Plato
Live as if your were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were
to live forever.
Gandhi
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Chili Davis
Here's a birthday spanking,
Sent you on a card,
One, Two, Three,
Put them right on hard,
Four, Five, Six
One to live on, one to grow on,
One to make you fat…
Author Unknown
I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.
Author Unknown
Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and
choosing the one that’ll get you home earlier.
Dan Bennett
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar
haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
Sam Ewing
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what
happened.
Jennifer Yane
It takes a long time to grow young.
Pablo Picasso
Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick
up speed.
Charles Schulz
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third
act.
Truman Capote
May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be
mine.
Frank Sinatra
Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and
choosing the one that'll get you home earlier.
Dan Bennett
Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that
in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
Don Marquis
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
Bob Hope
Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are
a cheese.
Billie Burke
Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives.
Maurice Chevalier
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than
the cake.
Bob Hope
One to-day is worth two to-morrows.
Benjamin Franklin
The really frightening thing about middle age is that you
know you'll grow out of it.
Doris Day
The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.
Pope Paul VI
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly,
and lie about your age.
Lucille Ball
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
John Glenn
They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping
it from creeping down into your body.
Author Unknown
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
Author Unknown
To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful,
reverent that is to triumph over old age.
Thomas B. Aldrich
To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and
one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living.
Henri Frederic Amiel
We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for
our birthday is not to be reminded of it.
Author Unknown
Whatever with the past has gone, The best is always yet to
come.
Lucy Larcom
When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife
has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.
Author Unknown
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it
had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and
soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that
never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we
all have to do it.
Mark Twain
Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just
shows up all by itself.
Tom Wilson
Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to
pick up speed.
Charles Schulz
Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more
cake.
Author Unknown
We are always the same age inside.
Gertrude Stein
The heyday of woman's life is the shady side of fifty.
Elizabeth Cady Stanton
Make hay while the sun shines.
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